Club Zoo

The Zoo - Vancouver is located at 9310 NE 76th St, Vancouver, WA. This business specializes in Bars, Pubs, & Clubs.

This place is a joke. They have some 40 something "bouncer" that calls himself "Jack Hammer" (a real piece of work, LOL) who still believes he is 20 something and tries to act like God since he controls the door. Needs to get a REAL job wouldn't you say? I was dragged up there with some of my friends one night after I had hosted a party and inadvertently left my ID at home. I am clearly over 21 but Mr. Hammer :) would not let me pass. So, my friends went in while I waited outside. At this point, I really needed use the facilities after a long night of partying myself. It was 10 minutes before they were closing the doors and I proceeded to see if Mr. Hammer would let me in. I caught his eye while he was flirting with a 20 something and thought I saw him nod his head as giving an approval. I did my business and then saw my friends for a second and told them what was going on. To my surprise, I feel someone grab my collar and start literally pushing me toward the door. I look back and guess what, it is super God himself! I did fight him for a quick second but realized I did not want to go to jail. I backed off and turned around to walk toward the exit and guess what? Two of the "bouncers" shoved me from behind and knocked me to the floor. I went outside and called 911 to have the Sheriff come out so I could file assault charges but they never showed. I left it alone from there but would love to talk to Mr. Hammer "woman to man" outside of that place. How about the MMA gym where I work out at downtown? Let me know. Usually there most everyday after 4pm. Look forward to talking with you, Mr. Hammer.

We are the largest and longest standing nightclub in Vancouver, WA, with 2 full service bars, outdoor smoking area, fully equipped game room with pool tables, and a 1,000 square foot dance floor equipped with an expansive special effects lighting system.
Our DJ's are in house Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights from 9:00PM-2:00AM, spinning Top 40, Hip-Hop, Techno, House, and Rock tracks with...