Couture Ultra Lounge

Oh, we do worry about any lounge that’s Ultra—usually this means all the nightclub douchebaggery with none of the dancing. Brand-new Couture does boast the standard muted pink/blue lighting and exorbitant cocktail pricing of such places, with the added detail of, no s@!t, plaster tits and a@s erupting from the back wall and a five-foot-tall print of The Rape of Persephone.

But the bartender we...