Funhog Ranch

Rowdy gay dive features wood paneling, retro-mascuilne iconography, strong drinks, and a jukebox that actually has rock. A friendly crowd welcomes all kinds, though be prepared to see someone drop trou at some point in the evening.

You know those trendy nightclubs where you stand in line for hours, pay outrageously high cover charges and drink prices, and are surrounded by opulence and beauty everywhere you turn once you finally get inside? This isn't one of them. As down-home as it gets, Funhog Ranch is just a bar, a few booths, some video poker, a jukebox, and an electronic dartboard. Drinks are rock-bottom cheap and...