Thunderbirds, the ever-classy ride. They go in tandem the men who are still nostalgic about the 80's: the men who still wear cutoff jeans shorts and NASCAR t-shirts; the men who are still sporting the mullet with the 10:90 ratio buzzed to perfection. How can you not still ove the T-Bird after all this time? But alas, that's not the Thunderbird we're talking about now. This one is a burger and...