Twin Peaks Restaurants

Via a post on its Facebook page, breastaurant Twin Peaks announced its newest location in Shenandoah will open to the public tonight at 5:00 p.m. The former Cafe Adobe/Los Cucos space has been gutted and transformed with lots of TVs and a large central bar. In addition to the "scenic views" afforded by women in skimpy outfits (it's bikini week!), the restaurant is known for serving beer at a...

All-conquering breastaraunt Twin Peaks announced today that its third area location opened this week on 290 near Pinemont. The former TGI's Friday has been completely gutted and transformed including walls that are "landscaped with more than 90 high-definition televisions." In addition to the "scenic views" afforded by women in skimpy outfits, the restaurant is known for serving beer at a...

Houston Press critic Katharine Shilcutt drives out to Sugar Land where she finds Creole restaurant the Rouxpour to be something of a mixed bag, including a disastrous evening next to two very drunk "regulars" who wouldn't leave her alone. "I want to like The Rouxpour. It has good bones. It has a chef with a lot of promise, a beautiful patio, a lovely interior (although it can be a bit fussy,...

All of our wishes have come true: Houston is getting another breastaurant! At the upcoming Bikinis Sports Bar and Grill, opening May 10 near The Woodlands, (who's like, "why would we even bother attempting to be cute by using a name with a double entendre?") there will be scantily clad lady waitresses! And giant five-pound burgers! And if you eat the giant five-pound burger, you win a t-shirt,...