Acme Markets

It all went south as soon as I entered the door and couldn't find a basket for shopping. The basket holder even has a twitter account. @acme_basket I proceeded to navigate the clogged and cluttered aisles to the produce section. Then came the fruit flies, choking clouds of fruit flies. A fellow shopper and I fought our way through the swarms to the bakery. Or so we thought. The stench of fish led me to believe I made a horrible turn. Not the clean smell of bleach, like one would expect in a seafood dept. Instead it was like some hid fish in the heating system months ago. I had to cut my losses. I tried to escape the seafood section, however the roadblock of sale racks made the path impassable. My only option was to go back through the produce section. I stayed low to the ground, weaving past other shoppers swatting at the endless clouds of flies. Finally, out the doors. Good luck taking your life into your hands trying to feed your family. If the food doesn't get you the fruit flies will.