The best bar/club in kitsap county:
The horse & cow is the place to be any night of the week. They've got it all. No one can compare to what they have to offer.
Mondays: Beer pong!
Tuesdays: Naughty schoolgirl night! The bartenders dress up in schoolgirl outfits and dance on the bar!
Wednesdays: All drinks....$1.00! $10.00 cover to get in, but hell, 2 drinks anywhere in town and thats ten bucks already! I can get loaded off of $20.00 total for the night!
Thursdays: Lingerie night! Yeah baby, that's what im talkin about! Hot bartenders dressed up in lingerie. And did i mention all call liquors are only $3.50! I can get a jack & coke, absolut & cranberry, captain & coke, a shot of cuervo or even a shot of jager for just $3.50.
Friday & saturdays: 7pm til 9pm..all well drinks and draft beer....$1.50!
Sundays: 1 cent long necks! What? yeah, that's right! Purchase a $10.00 wristband and that gets you 1 cent long neck beer all night long! No one in town can touch that!
Also, live music by the best damn dj in town....dj dirk
Dont forget about the x-rated parties, jager girls, jell-o wrestling, pole dancing contests...and so much more.
The best part about my favorite bar....free ride home!
They have their own van that can pick you up and take you home.....i feel like a vip superstar!
The food is awesome! The best wings in town! On mondays and thursday they are only 25 cents each!
For you sailors....dont worry. We got you covered. There is a horse and cow in guam too! And let me tell you something......what happens at the cow, stays at the cow!
by SNIZBOT on August 20, 2008