Jimmy Valentine's Lonely Hearts Club

Like its sister bar Little Miss Whiskey's on H Street, this North East dive keeps it on the down low--there's no sign or phone number, and the Web site is nearly nonexistent--so that only cool kids in-the-know occupy its worn-in couches to drink malt liquor and bottled beer to old school hip-hop tunes.

It can be difficult to find a cab in this neighborhood--pick a DD and drive or have cab numbers on hand.

Like its sister bar Little Miss Whiskey's on H Street, this North East dive keeps it on the down low--there's no sign or phone number, and the Web site is nearly nonexistent--so that only cool kids...

if you're finding us on yelp you'll prolly hate us. we're not a "dive" or "speakeasy", we got no "mixology" skills, our taste is lame, our weekend dj's are stale, & we're dumb & boring. we're just a plain old lousy bar for crummy people. don't bring any expectations & hopefully it won't be the worst night of your life.