A man walks into a dive bar. Crowded room includes a tailored British expat, a recently transplanted Austin indie rocker, some frat dickheads, and a smokin' hot couple shooting pool and tossing darts, before retiring to have the hottest sex of all time. The sign may dub it Joker; we call it Aces. In the end you make your own fun, since this dive has few frills, but isn't that a great life lesson?