Mystic

Large club with many tucked-away alcoves for covert leering at the panty-peelers (hand check!).

Dancers aren't the only entertainers in the place--there's 'flair bartending' on the weekends. Seriously, how long has it been since you've seen a bartender do that thing with the six shakers pouring into six martini glasses? Too damn long, we say.

Friendly servers, wickedly cheap happy hour ($1...